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I can't even tell if they are still doing the mailers today since everyone hounded them about sending out all that stupid shit back then. I'm tempted to send them ten :dollar: or something to see if I can bait them into sending me another mailer, in which case I'll just turn it around and send it to you, but I kind of still don't want to send them anything...??


About 5-6 years ago I got this weird pack of shit in the mail that tried to guilt me into donating a bunch of money to this children's fund. Obviously, I didn't donate and I ended up writing this article about it. I know it's poor form to shit on charity but the reason I ended up blasting it was because once you see just how much crap they sent me it became glaringly obvious that this "charity" mishandles money in an incredibly inappropriate manner.

Had I known that years down the road Gatorunbox would be a thing, I'd have saved this and handed it over to Draco at some point. Instead I kind of threw it away. :mayro:

Sorry Draco. Mind if I send them your address so hopefully they can send you one themselves? :harvey:

If you can get Roastmaster to put up with the levels for long enough it would be funny to see if he could do it, but I wouldn't be surprised if he either gives up or just doesn't do it. He's more addicted to shitposting than he is to actually being good at games.

I own a WiiU but I hardly ever play it. I only bought Super Mario Maker so I could understand what Draco's idea for a show was about. Not to sound like an ass, but I honestly don't derive much enjoyment from Super Mario Maker or the console as a whole. The only game I can stand to play is NES Remix.

Question in thread title.

That section of the forum is dead, and it's my favorite part of the website. What gives? :yoshicry:

Why is your Nintendo username missing a letter?

I'm reinventing myself and going for that bullshit Tumblr/Flickr/Grindr hipster look. :rad:

Also, fuck you Pop Rocks for beating my time. How the hell did you pull of that big of an improvement?

(This thing from the Lolcow Special I put together.)

lmao I sure showed him right guys? Epic trolling win! :squid:

Off Topic / Re: Introduce yourself!
« on: May 05, 2016, 06:27:33 pm »
(Also, give me the "kill yourself" rating, because I made an Undertale level. k, thx.)

say no more fam i gotcha

I'm shamelessly aping this idea from Starducks who left a comment on the most recent Your Level Sucks suggesting that we play awful Undertale stages. That's a fantastic idea because Draco fucking hates this game and he's going to hate every single Undertale stage that has ever been made.

However, we're at a bit of an impasse. I too think Undertale is absolute cancer which means that I have no idea what any of these autists are talking about when they throw around things like "BAD TIME" and "DETERMINATION" and what have you. I've been doing some digging and looking for stages but all I've been able to find are "bullet hell" stages that mirror the game's battle system and stages that just play music. These stages are bad, but I don't think any of us can explain "why".

I/we need your help!  If you come across any Undertale stages that are terrible, post them here! If you've made Undertale stages yourself and you're willing (or dumb enough) to put your own neck on the chopping block, post them here too!

I'll start us off with these:
"Undertale-Ruins" -- 2B12-0000-00BC-7F46
"Papyrus's Ultra Hard Challenge" -- 2FB9-0000-00A6-F9D0

Mario Maker Thunderdome / Re: BRO3256's stages.
« on: May 05, 2016, 12:59:35 pm »
Split this post from the thread for Draco's levels so it doesn't get lost.

Off Topic / Re: Introduce yourself!
« on: May 05, 2016, 12:02:48 am »
I am the cheese. I am the best character on the show. I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined.

Stream Feedback / Re: Make me a moderator.
« on: April 12, 2016, 03:13:39 pm »
lmao it's impossibly easy to trigger you

Stream Feedback / Make me a moderator.
« on: April 11, 2016, 04:49:25 pm »
plz draco :otter:

I'll do a good job I promise. :spagett:

Off Topic / Re: Draco is paying me to post this test topic.
« on: April 08, 2016, 06:44:50 pm »
Dude, Draco you have some seriously fucked up ads running on this website. Like, I'm getting ads for obituary searches and single Thai women. I'm not making that up even though it sounds like some exaggerated bullshit I'd come up with in an article. Also there are quite a few misleading ads that say shit like "download now" and "you have 1 email alert". Also, as I write this post I'm seeing an ad from your former employer. :mayro:

Might want to check on those.

edit: Jesus dick there's a third ad once a thread has two posts in it? Are you that fucking hard-pressed for money these days?

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